Reviewed by James Karas
Our Little Secret described as a “A True New Musical” is a one-man show by Noam Tomaschoff who also wrote the play. The “secret” is not little and it is disclosed within minutes of the start of the performance. It tells the true story of Noam Tolmachoff who discovered as an adult that his loving parents had not told him who his biological father was.
His mother’s husband and the man who raised him as his father is a loving and accomplished man and his mother, an obstetrician, could not have a baby. They decided to go for artificial insemination and the result was Noam. That was his parents’ secret and they did not want anyone to know about. Until, that is, Noam had a DNA analysis done that revealed some unsettling information. It showed that he had 62% Irish, 28% Italian and zero Jewish background. His “father” is Jewish and therefore not his father. His mother is of Italian background. Oops!
Noam is in on the secret and he tells everyone that he was conceived using the sperm of an anonymous donor.
But there is lots more in the DNA report. It disclosed that Noam has about thirty half-siblings and gets in touch with some of them and is able to get information about his biological father and the story is so interesting that he with his high school friends Russell Citron (listed as creator in the program) and the musician Ryan Peters create the musical Our Little Secret.
They did a marvelous job and Noam’s performance is splendid. He represents himself of course but also takes on the roles of his parents and about a dozen other characters. The script is engaging, funny, moving and highly entertaining. It is written mostly in rhyming couplets and Noam sings most of the lines accompanied by a small band on the stage. Much of the music is recitative with considerable variations and Noam does well with the mostly limited vocal demands but he also shows that he can handle vocal flourishes.
Noam Tomaschoff in Our Little Secret. Photo by Amanda Chieco
The plot revolves around Noam and his parents trying to come to grips with “the little secret” and Noam finding out about his biological father’s life and adventures. He was an aircraft pilot and he donated sperm to help people. I am not sure if he donated it directly and liberally to women or gave it to the sperm bank for money. Tomaschoff smartly avoids taking us down the path of philandering or other theories about the conduct of his real dad who dies before he can track him down.
Noam keeps asking and wondering why he was not told but it was a secret that his parents did not want known by everyone especially in view of the Jewish tradition of the man having to produce an heir. I may guess that most couples would not want people to know about how their children were conceived.
Our Little Secret
is a genial play that tells a touching story, well-told and superbly performed.
Tomaschoff and his friends have been able to create an eighty-minute musical, intelligently
and theatrically, from something that did not seem to have enough substance to
succeed. With intelligence, talent and sound theatrical sense they have succeeded
beautifully.
Kudos to director Adam Pascal for setting the pace for a single performer and varying it to avoid monotony. Steve Sidwell orchestrated the music and Nick Burgess is the Music Director. All contributing to a simple idea becoming a splendid night at the theatre.
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Our Little Secret by Noam Tomaschoff (book) created by Russell Citron with music by Ryan Peters opened on November 4 and continues until November 22, 2026, at the CAA Theatre, 651 Yonge St, Toronto ON, M4Y 1Z9 www.mirvish.com/







